A downloadable game for Windows and macOS

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A physics based first person shooter/kicker set in a poorly implemented parody of everyone's favorite highly marketable boys. Shoot these boys to lower their strength and kick them out of the map to score. 


  • Fun voice lines
  • Unrealistic physics
  • S L O W  M O T I O N
  • 4 difficulty levels
  • Customizable options
  • You can just go and kick the crap out of these lads


Created in 10 days for the "Unnecessary Sequels" Awful Summer Jam.

Uses Unity's built-in FPS controller and voiceovers done by friends but everything else was created completely from scratch for this project by me.

Not as polished as I would have liked but like I said, 10 days.

Let me know on Twitter what you thought! @SchaefferAustin

Known Issues

  • Hit detection fails at lower framerates
  • Occasional bugs when using Master Volume option to lower volume
PlatformsWindows, macOS
Rated 4.0 out of 5 stars
(2 total ratings)
GenreShooter, Action
Made withAdobe Photoshop, Unity, Wings3D, Bfxr
TagsFPS, Parody, Physics
Average sessionA few minutes
InputsKeyboard, Mouse


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Click download now to get access to the following files:

mionions 2 (version 1) - Windows 21 MB
mionions 2 (version 1) - Mac 27 MB


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can any1 beat 12400 on despicalbe difficulty?